Naughty Novices Pillows

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

I like my company portrait. Did they use any Photoshop?

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

Alas but only a few people master the perfect pick up line

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

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