Naughty Or Nice List Curator Pillows

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Caliologist

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Snowball Fight With Santa

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The Bi-Polar Express.

On the Ice.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

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Leather Daddy Long Legs

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

Message in a bottle...

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

Best Orgasms.

'What do you mean 'What would nanny say'?'

An inflatable man confronts a human man with his inflatable girlfriend.

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."

Bill collector calls on a lady who is also a collector.