Naughty List Navigator Pillows

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Niche Marketing

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"He's in a critical condition"

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

"And then I realized I had one of three choices to make regarding the future of my business: Get big, get out, or get niche!"

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.

'Landline go!'

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

Parent problems..

Finding A Niche

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'