Naughty Or Nice List Ponderer Pillows

'Well, it's finally happened. Everyone's on my naughty list.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Frog Baby Names

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

Fingers

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Selfie-Conscious

Corporate Ladder

'And how long have you thought you are a hawk...?'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

The Bi-Polar Express.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Naughty-ometer.

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'