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Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Dog Book Club

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

You Know You're Old When...

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Sleepwalking Golfer

Book lovers

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'