Naivete Navigator Gifts

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

Dog Book Club

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

You Know You're Old When...

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."