Niche Navigator Gifts

Niche Marketing

"And then I realized I had one of three choices to make regarding the future of my business: Get big, get out, or get niche!"

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Finding A Niche

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Fishing direction sign.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Bear Signpost.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."