Neighborly Navigator Gifts

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Tommy!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Fishing direction sign.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Bear Signpost.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"