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"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Noisy energy?

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Niche Marketing

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

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"We must be in the wrong wing."

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Town follows the snow plough.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Mountain Bike tracks.

Nature Magnified

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'