Neighborhood Explorer Gifts

House between undesirable neighbours is 'For Sale'

'Sorry to disturb you - we're on a treasure hunt..'

Buyer beware! Some hellish folks might live next door.

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

"You guys always find your way home, but to me this whole place is my home."

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

"Looks like word's gotten out that this is a great neighborhood for trick-or-treaters."

'My, this IS an upscale neighborhood!'

'It's a quiet neighbourhood except for the occasional drug busts and mob wars!'

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'They're probably seeking this much sought after area'

"So, Tia Carmen, how was your walk around the neighborhood?"

"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Location, location, location," I said, but noooo

"Tommy!"

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"

"Our neighborhood has become unrecognizable."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

How very Balham!

'Good schools...nice neighborhoods...plenty of hydrants.'

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

Orange juice shop.

Driver sees road sign designating area as a bedroom community.

'This is a rough neighbourhood.'

Honey Have You Met The New Neighbors Yet?