New To The Neighborhood Explorer Gifts

"Hi! I've just moved in next-door. Have any parents my age?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Tommy!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

The Motherhood

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Interrupted Shower.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Town follows the snow plough.

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Mountain Bike tracks.