Nosiness Explorer Prints

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noisy energy?

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

Duelling personalities.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"