Novelty Explorer Prints

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The first car accident.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Hay Rides $10

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."