Novelty Space Explorer Prints

"You should consider buying."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Advocado

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The First Martian Dog.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Marry me astronaut

Friends and enemies of the Earth.