Space Style Explorer Prints

I told you those were the wrong shoes for this surface.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

The First Martian Dog.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Marry me astronaut

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."