Novelty Space Explorer Pillows

"You should consider buying."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Dog Walking Services

Alien David statue

'Cannonball!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Advocado

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

The flies have landed.

How am I abducting?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."