Novelty Diver Prints

'Cannonball!'

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Ball Pool Peril

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"You should consider buying."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Casual skydiving.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Martian restaurant and take away

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"