Novelty Diver Gifts

'Cannonball!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Hay Rides $10

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Ball Pool Peril

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"You should consider buying."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Casual skydiving.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Martian restaurant and take away

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"They're bobbleheads."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.