Novelty Drinker Gifts

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"Hit us with another couple of Banana Daiquiris, Lew. . It's a jungle out there!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Putting Practice.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

Bathroom Fairy

Baloneystini

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Call me!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Toenail clipping missile.