Nosiness Expert Prints

"Our nosy neighbours aren't socially distancing far enough away from each other."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

How the goat got square eyes.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Gesundheit."

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'You had a long nap.'

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

Bed & Bedbugs.

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

"I think I color in the lines because I'm neat. . . James says its 'cause I have OCD!"

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'I don't think Rodrigo will be very happy when you tell him his 'Zzzz's' are well above the legal safety decibal levels!'

A woman is sat in bed and retreats further under the duvet during the week days.