Nosiness Expert Gifts

"Our nosy neighbours aren't socially distancing far enough away from each other."

How the goat got square eyes.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Gesundheit."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'You had a long nap.'

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'

Bed & Bedbugs.

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

"I think I color in the lines because I'm neat. . . James says its 'cause I have OCD!"

A woman is sat in bed and retreats further under the duvet during the week days.