Leisure Expert Gifts

How the goat got square eyes.

Sloaney Pony.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Lazy Octopus

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Happy Retirement

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'