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How the goat got square eyes.

Sloaney Pony.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Lazy Octopus

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Happy Retirement

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'