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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

'The grudge match.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

How the goat got square eyes.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"We need to walk."

Working from home to-do list.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."