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'The grudge match.'

On holiday.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Snail Racing

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Workplace Shinanigans

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Office Competitions

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'What a control freak!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"I quit."

Feathered frenzy

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Hat Wars.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Skateboard Olympics.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1