Leisure Competitor Gifts

'The grudge match.'

On holiday.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Snail Racing

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Workplace Shinanigans

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Office Competitions

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'What a control freak!'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Feathered frenzy

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Skateboard Olympics.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1