Leader Of Leisure Gifts

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'The grudge match.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Working from home to-do list.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Odd Spas

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

Man struggling to row,

The buck stops here

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Sloth!"

Evolution of Chair

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

'It can't be worth much.'

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

'You have a board meeting on 8.'

Born to Potter.

"To rest is human, to sleep - recline."

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

You can have your highway of life. I prefer the parking lot of life.

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

'You think you need a hobby, eh? - How about a second job?'

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

"You were a more interesting when you were making money...."

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."