Leader Of Leisure Gifts

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'The grudge match.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

Working from home to-do list.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

Odd Spas

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Man struggling to row,

The buck stops here

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Evolution of Chair

"Sloth!"

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

'It can't be worth much.'

Born to Potter.

'You have a board meeting on 8.'

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

"To rest is human, to sleep - recline."

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

"You were a more interesting when you were making money...."

'You think you need a hobby, eh? - How about a second job?'

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

'I suppose he gets lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.'

Good luck for the future.