Leisure Lord Gifts

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

French wine

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Table tennis.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Working from home to-do list.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"Yipeee!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."