Leisure Legends Gifts

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I AM at my usual position."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Happy Retirement

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Table tennis.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

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