Leisure Experts Gifts

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Lazy Octopus

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Happy Retirement

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Streaming"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'