Leisurely Legends Gifts

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I AM at my usual position."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Life after death"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Fetch the Boomerang

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."