Leisurely Legends Pillows

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I AM at my usual position."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Life after death"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Biliard Enthusiast

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

"Love them rays, Chief."

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."