Lazy Livin' Legend Pillows

'Herb is into low impact television.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Homo Zapiens

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Streaming"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Woman pulls hammock to catapult her sleeping husband.