Lazy Livin' Legend Pillows

'Herb is into low impact television.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Homo Zapiens

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Streaming"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Woman pulls hammock to catapult her sleeping husband.