'It's new. You spray it on before they go out to play. It's called pre-dirt.'
Laundry Lord Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Laundry Lord? Explore witty and delightful items that honor their mastery of the laundry domain. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find quirky ways to celebrate their inescapable laundry dominion and add a dash of humor to their chores.
Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Domestic Superheroes!!
Moses separating his Laundry.
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
The Missing Sock Returns
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
When laundry ruled the waves.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
A man washing a mascot costume
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Dreams I have had...
'Caw blimey!'
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Santa's wash day.
'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
Laundry Lord Gifts Collection
Laundry Lord Mugs
Explore our collection of Laundry Lord mugs—funny, witty, and perfect for those who reign over the laundry room with a smile.
Laundry Lord Pillows
Shop our Laundry Lord pillows to add a playful and cozy touch to their space, highlighting their laundry sovereignty with humor.
Laundry Lord Prints
Browse our Laundry Lord prints—stylish and witty artwork that celebrates their mastery and adds a humorous touch to any home decor.
Laundry Lord T-Shirts
Find the perfect Laundry Lord t-shirt—humorous, comfortable, and designed for those who take pride in their laundry skills.