Laundry Service Owner Gifts

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

Dreams I have had...

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat