Laundrette Owner Gifts

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

'Starch?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Our deliveries are usually prompt.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The adoration of the gels.

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Be creative...!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I don't like your application."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Dreams I have had...

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Santa's wash day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."