Laundrette Owner Gifts

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

'Starch?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Our deliveries are usually prompt.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The adoration of the gels.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Be creative...!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I don't like your application."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"