Laundry Business Owner Gifts

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

The other days of the year...

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"