Laundry Master Gifts

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"What can you do with him?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

The other days of the year...

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Woman tangled up ironing

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"