Laundry Master Mugs

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What can you do with him?"

The other days of the year...

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Long suffering cricket wife

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."