Laundry Leader Mugs

"Do you mind, Mrs Trimble! I'm about to conduct a christening!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

The other days of the year...

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Washing Machine Torture

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'