Laundry Warrior Mugs

"Laundry or composting?"

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Mom! There you are! Can you do my laundry?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"All my stuff is still covered in clay from the French Open."

Rage Against the Washing Machine

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Yawning at the Laundry

"I did take of my muddy shoes, mom....these are my socks!"

The Curse of the Mummy

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

The household cavalry

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"