Laundry Day Warriors Mugs

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

A spider meal prepping

"Laundry or composting?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Fish living in a washing machine.

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

The Curse of the Mummy

"I did take of my muddy shoes, mom....these are my socks!"

'Oh, I never hang your towel. It's on the floor where you normally leave it.'

Rage Against the Washing Machine