Laundry Day Survivor Mugs

"Don't go in there!"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

"Is it something I said dear?"

My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!

"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Long suffering cricket wife

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"