Laundry Day Enthusiast Mugs

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."

"Using a hot wash isn't only bad for the environment - it's bad for my clothes too!"

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Here's your laundry. And put that thing away...before somebody trips over it! I hate these video games!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Caw blimey!'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'