Laundry Service Owner T-Shirts

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."