Laundromat Owner T-Shirts

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"Yes, we are taking in laundry."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Laundromat Genie. For freeing me, I will grant you three washes!

"They got done for money laundering - found a mushy fiver in a trouser pocket."

People Who Talk To Elvis...

'My hubby's laundry business went bust, his competition took him to the cleaners.'

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Where missing laundry socks go!

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

God's Manicure.

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'