Laundromat Owner Pillows

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"Yes, we are taking in laundry."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"They got done for money laundering - found a mushy fiver in a trouser pocket."

'My hubby's laundry business went bust, his competition took him to the cleaners.'

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Where missing laundry socks go!

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Beauty Bee

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

God's Manicure.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'