Idleness Expert Prints

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Over-qualified?

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

Idlewild.

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."