Idleness Expert Prints

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

American Idle.

How the goat got square eyes.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

Over-qualified?

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Idlewild.

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'