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'I thought it was the ultimate expression of minimalism, but it turns out the gallery's lost its funding.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Pastorius wonders why.

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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

"You left your demons here last week."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"But what if this is all there is?"

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