Well Explorer T-Shirts

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diving Cat.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'